Happy Birthday Amanda, CANUS by Hana-chan12, literature
Literature
Happy Birthday Amanda, CANUS
High school parties are stupid, Matthew decides. He's known that since he was in middle school, even if he didn't really go to any of them, but still. It's only when he comes home from a stressful testing week, and Alfred decides to drag him out of the house.
It's some girl's house, on of Alfred's cheerleader friends/admirers, and Matthew assumes that's the only reason Alfred is invited. Don't get him wrong, he loves Alfred, thinks he's one of the most special people in the world, but he is nowhere near 'cool'. Not that anyone else knows that. But Matthew goes anyway, giving into Alfred like always. He decides it's stupid when he walks in th
Jerry has seen many things, twisted, hilarious and heinous things. So with Diana straddling his hips, wearing some cat girl cosplay in the buff. He wanted to throw up, not in a kinky way, a disgusted way. She let out a small purr, nuzzling her cheek against his rugged unshaven one. Thank god Trisha was nowhere near the area, she was out with Tim if he remembered correctly.
"Jerry~" she purred, tail swishing back and forth. Something wasn't right, on so many levels. He pushed her off of his lap, ignoring the probable tightness of his pants.
"What the bloody fuck is wrong with you?" he growled, eyes narrowing. She tilted her head
"Jeeeeeeeerry! Wake up already!" whined a high voice. Diana was banging her fists on the door, ignoring the paint chips falling off of it.
"Jerry open this door right now or I'll kick it down and blame it on you!" She screamed, her voice sounding childish. The door let out a small squeak as it opened. Jerry glared down at her, his cigarette barely in his mouth.
"Fuckin' grow up. For someone so old you sure are bratty." He growled, she matched it with her own. It was usually like this; all they needed was Timothy to come in.
"Oh dear, a lovers quarrel this late? No early. In the morning?" said an all too cheery voice. The two turned
K.O.I Chap. 1 Occupants by Hana-chan12, literature
Literature
K.O.I Chap. 1 Occupants
If you ever looked at the King house you would feel shivers go up your spine. No it wasn't a horrible or gaudy place, if anything it was very big and with a little tender loving care it would look amazing. It would be the house children would dare each other to go into or knock on the door. It was a house a salesman would avoid due to the intimidating nature. But those who were brave enough to come into the house were its occupants or guests. No old woman lived there or a creepy old man. In fact two young men and a young woman resided in the house.
The owner is Jerry King, the grandson of the previous owner. He was tall, broad shouldered a
Jade always liked kids. They could be the sweetest or the brattiest people in the planet. So when her grandpa suggested to volunteer at a daycare, she was delighted. One reason was that she could bring and be with her younger brother, John. She adored him to no end. Maybe its the way his blue eyes would widen whenever they watched Con Air. Or when his bucktooth grin would make her day better. She loved him and he loved her. So convincing him was the easiest thing in the world.
Two days later, they stood in front of the doors. Jade's hand rested on the top of John's head. John gripped onto her knee-length skirt, obviously nervous. The det
Efran stared at the creature, its red eyes piercing his blue.
"Make a contract with me, I'll turn you into a magical girl.~" It said, still smiling up at him.
"But.. I'm a boy.." He said, quirking his brow.
"I'll turn you into a magical boy.~" It said, still unfazed. Efran frowned a little, debating on the idea.
"Do I get anything out of it?" He asked cautiously.
"I'll grant you one wish.~" One wish was enough for Efran. He could wish Solaine wasn't a lesbian, then she would be his and his alone. Beautiful Solaine. Sadly his brother interrupted his thoughts.
"Hey bro how much sugar do I need..?" Cooper came into the room, dropp
"Cooper, what's it like having such a dorky brother?" Solaine asked suddenly. The plate that Cooper was holding fell on the floor, breaking into tiny pieces. Cooper frowned at the blonde, tilting his aviators down.
"Excuse you?" Cooper asked, tone dark and brow furrowed. His thumb pointed to Efran who was residing in the living room.
"Um, Coop did something break?" Efran asked.
"I know you ain't talking about that swag MOFO." Cooper said, still frowning.
"C-Cooper what are you-" Efran was cut off by his brother again. Cooper pulled Solaine next to him, so she too, could see Efran.
"Look at him. He ain't no dork. He's a fucking pic
Happy Birthday Amanda, CANUS by Hana-chan12, literature
Literature
Happy Birthday Amanda, CANUS
High school parties are stupid, Matthew decides. He's known that since he was in middle school, even if he didn't really go to any of them, but still. It's only when he comes home from a stressful testing week, and Alfred decides to drag him out of the house.
It's some girl's house, on of Alfred's cheerleader friends/admirers, and Matthew assumes that's the only reason Alfred is invited. Don't get him wrong, he loves Alfred, thinks he's one of the most special people in the world, but he is nowhere near 'cool'. Not that anyone else knows that. But Matthew goes anyway, giving into Alfred like always. He decides it's stupid when he walks in th
Jerry has seen many things, twisted, hilarious and heinous things. So with Diana straddling his hips, wearing some cat girl cosplay in the buff. He wanted to throw up, not in a kinky way, a disgusted way. She let out a small purr, nuzzling her cheek against his rugged unshaven one. Thank god Trisha was nowhere near the area, she was out with Tim if he remembered correctly.
"Jerry~" she purred, tail swishing back and forth. Something wasn't right, on so many levels. He pushed her off of his lap, ignoring the probable tightness of his pants.
"What the bloody fuck is wrong with you?" he growled, eyes narrowing. She tilted her head
"Jeeeeeeeerry! Wake up already!" whined a high voice. Diana was banging her fists on the door, ignoring the paint chips falling off of it.
"Jerry open this door right now or I'll kick it down and blame it on you!" She screamed, her voice sounding childish. The door let out a small squeak as it opened. Jerry glared down at her, his cigarette barely in his mouth.
"Fuckin' grow up. For someone so old you sure are bratty." He growled, she matched it with her own. It was usually like this; all they needed was Timothy to come in.
"Oh dear, a lovers quarrel this late? No early. In the morning?" said an all too cheery voice. The two turned
K.O.I Chap. 1 Occupants by Hana-chan12, literature
Literature
K.O.I Chap. 1 Occupants
If you ever looked at the King house you would feel shivers go up your spine. No it wasn't a horrible or gaudy place, if anything it was very big and with a little tender loving care it would look amazing. It would be the house children would dare each other to go into or knock on the door. It was a house a salesman would avoid due to the intimidating nature. But those who were brave enough to come into the house were its occupants or guests. No old woman lived there or a creepy old man. In fact two young men and a young woman resided in the house.
The owner is Jerry King, the grandson of the previous owner. He was tall, broad shouldered a
Jade always liked kids. They could be the sweetest or the brattiest people in the planet. So when her grandpa suggested to volunteer at a daycare, she was delighted. One reason was that she could bring and be with her younger brother, John. She adored him to no end. Maybe its the way his blue eyes would widen whenever they watched Con Air. Or when his bucktooth grin would make her day better. She loved him and he loved her. So convincing him was the easiest thing in the world.
Two days later, they stood in front of the doors. Jade's hand rested on the top of John's head. John gripped onto her knee-length skirt, obviously nervous. The det
Efran stared at the creature, its red eyes piercing his blue.
"Make a contract with me, I'll turn you into a magical girl.~" It said, still smiling up at him.
"But.. I'm a boy.." He said, quirking his brow.
"I'll turn you into a magical boy.~" It said, still unfazed. Efran frowned a little, debating on the idea.
"Do I get anything out of it?" He asked cautiously.
"I'll grant you one wish.~" One wish was enough for Efran. He could wish Solaine wasn't a lesbian, then she would be his and his alone. Beautiful Solaine. Sadly his brother interrupted his thoughts.
"Hey bro how much sugar do I need..?" Cooper came into the room, dropp
I know this is late in a way but.....
I GOT MY BRACES OFF MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!! ~flailplz (https://www.deviantart.com/flailplz)
I CAN EAT EVERYTHING NOW MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
AND MY RETAINER IS RAINBOW COLORED. OH MY GOD SUCK IT!
okay im going to eat some caramels cause I can now!
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YYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Also future cosplay notice I might cosplay a Aperture Science Scientist or something like that. Wear a labcoat and
I know people hate this due to well, being a Hallmark holiday. But I find it a day to tell the people you love how you feel about them. In a cheesey way, the only way I know. If your eyes start to bleed because of it I am so sorry. Ladies please expect something cheesey in your text message inbox.